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If olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made of? 0.o

Shower thought - if you tear a net, there are now less holes in the net than before

Glad to see 343 returning to the classic art style. Hopefully this will be the game to get the Halo franchise back on track youtu.be/qEfXcfKcwN8

threats against journalists 

So I got my first ever threat as a journalist today. For context, the circus in question is a family circus the only one in the country still using live animals in their shows. Douglas is one of the family members who runs it. Whatever sympathy I might have had for him and his business is officially dead

asking for donations 

A friend of mine is trying to raise money for a new VR headset. If you like throwing money at random strangers, please consider throwing some in their general direction.
paypal.me/Dashiefan101Chase

Had the weirdest darn dream last night. You now that singing trout that hangs on the wall? Now imagine that except singing Supertramp's "Breakfast in America".
Side note, anyone else feel like kippers all of a sudden?

asking for donations 

A friend of mine is trying to raise money for a new VR headset. If you like throwing money at random strangers, please consider throwing it in their general direction.
paypal.me/Dashiefan101Chase

work rant 

Bleh Thursdays are the worst. As a weekly paper, our deadlines only start on Friday and we finish up on Wednesday which means that on Thursdays, there's absolutely bugger all to do as a junior editor. Needless to say, I'm bored out of my mind

Friend: Don't you just love spring?
Me: *can't answer because my hay fever has left me sneezing non-stop for the last five minutes*

Lewd, bad puns 

As a unicorn, does that mean I'm always horny on main?

So the latest Tor update included a massive design overhaul and it feels so weird. Not that it's bad or anything, it's just such a change from the last design that it looks like a completely different browser

i got my ears cleaned out for the first time and it's so weird? like, i can hear my hair,

Picking up something from the shop and overheard a little girl behind me absolutely astonished by the fact that I've painted my nails
"But he's a boy! Are they allowed to do that?"

hi I'm here for like 3 minutes before I go to board games

Just want to say that you're all really great ♥

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