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@vortaro oooooh new format! the size of this news is pretty vasta
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every day people come up to me and they ask the same thing, "can i pet your dog" and every day my response is the same, "sure"
*sighs in gay*
cw: birdsite joke reference involving thrown furniture
friend: *throws a chair at wall*
how do experience damnation
me: got o hell
i've never seen a froge that wasn't cute
@mouseglitch@sleeping.town like Lumb you have ascended and become an emoji
@mxfirecat it's cute isn't it!
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weheheh you mightve thought I said good morning while in fact I told you good moming! what ever will I do next!!
π - made a compromise so we still have that in common
@1jim3bob made enough room for 887 extra characters π π π
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Panic! At The Virginia Dept of Game and Inland Fisheries
making good use of the character limit
@1jim3bob think how much more it could be without all the superfluous return spaces!!
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@mouseglitch@sleeping.town i know right! i'm glad we have that in common :)
@vortaro i know it's a different kind of tear but that's so sad, Εiri, play a sad song
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Interviewer: What's your biggest strength?
Me: I'm an expert in machine learning.
Interviewer: What's 9 + 10?
Me: Its 3.
Interviewer: Not even close. It's 19.
Me: It's 16.
Interviewer: Wrong. Its still 19.
Me: It's 18.
Interviewer: No, it's 19.
Me: it's 19.
Interviewer: You're hired!
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