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every day people come up to me and they ask the same thing, "can i pet your dog" and every day my response is the same, "sure"

cw: birdsite joke reference involving thrown furniture 

friend: *throws a chair at wall*
how do experience damnation
me: got o hell

weheheh you mightve thought I said good morning while in fact I told you good moming! what ever will I do next!!

πŸ’€ - made a compromise so we still have that in common

Panic! At The Virginia Dept of Game and Inland Fisheries

Interviewer: What's your biggest strength?

Me: I'm an expert in machine learning.

Interviewer: What's 9 + 10?

Me: Its 3.

Interviewer: Not even close. It's 19.

Me: It's 16.

Interviewer: Wrong. Its still 19.

Me: It's 18.

Interviewer: No, it's 19.

Me: it's 19.

Interviewer: You're hired!

knock knock
whos there
tō
tō who
no its pronounced tōhō
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