Hexiliv 🌻 @kalamatamari@computerfairi.es

wikihoward duck

wikihow article How to Not Die From Being a Sorry Butt

walt whitman's blades of ass

*turns on A/C* begone, hot!

third times the chum

you know what to do when you tell that joke:

giggle giggle giggle

hahaahaa haaaa haaaa ha

friend: i'm AB negative, what are you?
me: i dunno, i think i'm a leo?

bonus points for including a blooper!

back on my "loving homemade youtube videos definitely made for class" bullshit: listen listen listen :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S03cRKnQx0

i unironically love videos like this made for a class https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnY8ZEkPlmk

i think i found a good mastodon app for android called subway tooter

you can see pinned toots, input image descriptions, and adjust theme colors (i mean it's unfortunately prohibitively unintuitive & you gotta scroll past all these other settings to reach it but it's there i guess)

it also keeps the same rearrangeable multiple-timeline interface as on desktop, which i was looking for forever outside tootdon

i'm so hungry

fox geckos.......................... god i love them

there are too few pictures of the interior of a basilica just looking at a wall

just had a pretty wild dream and you freakin bet i'm making poorly made illustrations of it

you got Questions?
I got Ass

back to your irregularly scheduled shitposting