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*rick astley voice* you know exactly what im winking of :blobtonguewink:

selfies 

I have green highlights now and also I went on a date

elevator music? you mean an ascending scale?

my brother my brother and my brother's mother's brother and myself and brother my a brother a mother my a me a myself a brother and me

WOW it's incredibly easy to forget you were thinking of a response to somebody before you thought of something else completely different and ended up sending that thing as a response and okay wow yeah that's embarassing lol

do you ever think
about the
things that you think about
when you're
thinking
like
whoa :o

Millennials settling down into home life: Oh I’ll be right back dear let me just yeet a load of laundry in real quick.

i'm gonna send this kinda important text, no biggie though..

*sends text*

*few seconds pass*

oh shit i actually sent it

sad screaming 

*really fucking sad screaming*

me being sad friends aren't coming over to mastodon 

i'm sad friends aren't coming over to mastodon

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!