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Panic! At The Virginia Dept of Game and Inland Fisheries

Interviewer: What's your biggest strength?

Me: I'm an expert in machine learning.

Interviewer: What's 9 + 10?

Me: Its 3.

Interviewer: Not even close. It's 19.

Me: It's 16.

Interviewer: Wrong. Its still 19.

Me: It's 18.

Interviewer: No, it's 19.

Me: it's 19.

Interviewer: You're hired!

knock knock
whos there
tō
tō who
no its pronounced tōhō

hey now, clock, no need to rush

⏰: don't worry, i'm ticking my time :)

knuckle tat of knuckles the echidna intricately detailed on each knuckle

part 8

32) the Vizier is LYING to you, but you can't let on that you know. go with them BUT DO NOT cross the threshold. at the last second, open your Sludge Compass and dive thither into the rising Muck
33) the Vizier's thralls will chase you. you must defeat them all, but remember, they were like you once. destroy them with mercy and respect
34) avoid the Swampbeasts. do not fight them. you will need all your remaining energy
35) swim down until you reach the Filth Forgotten. ask to see Kuezli

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