Does anyone recognise this kind of waterflapper fren?

Guns, silly phrases in German, why does my brain do this to me Show more

Jenny H boosted

A few years ago we (the eco fringe) were talking about Peak Oil and the need for a managed descent to steady-state economies underpinned with renewable energy etc. It was a positive vision.

We’ve been drowned out by the climate doomsayers who actively want us to feel helpless.

We need to be louder.

We don’t have to sit and watch the self-centered rich drive us off the climate cliff from their ivory bunkers.


This year Show more

holidays, shitpost, twisting homophobic slogans, from the above CWs you can probably construct the joke but Show more

Jenny H boosted

There once was a curate of Kew
Who kept a small cat in a pew.
He taught it to speak
Both Latin and Greek,
But it never got farther than μ.

Jenny H boosted

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and whispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.”

I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT? NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPIRATIONAL SHIT!”

and the guy responded with, “Girl, there is no way in hell I am letting -you- dull my sparkle.”

✨ ❇ 🎇 ٩(◕‿◕。)۶ 🎇 ❇ ✨

Drugs, fighting, pun Show more

Happy Natalis Invicti, our most transsexual festival. Celebrate by appreciating the fact that the Wikipedia article for Elagabalus uses "she" pronouns.

What if I was me but gayer

I mean I'm pretty gay but surely I could be more so

Jenny H boosted

fantasy transposting Show more

While browsing internet, suddenly worried cos I don't know where my phone is

(I'm browsing with my phone)

Writing a lullaby about gatekeeping Show more

Negative, suicide Show more

Negative Show more

That strangely unsettling thing of seeing a promoted tweet on birdsite and failing to work out where the joke is.

I /think/ that's a good thing? Détournement here weakening the power of advertising over there, and such.

You know they call us the Monkees
But actually we're more like nuns
And we're too busy prayin'
To do anything that's fun :(

Show more
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!

This instance uses Mutant Standard emoji made by Dzuk, which are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.