Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

weird that bayer pharmaceutical doesn't follow the lead of their parent brand and make progynova colourless in june

is there a version of masturbation but for making out

my city is apparently advertising the upcoming pride march by having two small rainbow flags either side of a massive cross of st george...

Currently accepting applications for crushes. Job requirements: 1) pretty 2) passionate 3) inexplicably interested in me but in a way I can convince myself is platonic

Successful applicants will feature in my daydreams frequently and will never get asked out because I'm a coward

got dressed so I could head out but instead I'm just lying on my bed thinking about how friendless I am

weird to call it a dry spell when you get this wet

‪forgot it was trans pride brighton today and that means birdsite will be filled with all the cool trans ppl having fun without me‬

*caressing trees* different strokes for different oaks

Giving myself the incredible nostalgias today. Friends from my undergraduate days feeling like a lifetime ago, some people who I can only remember via their cabaret personas. Guh.

imagine if I was hot and people wanted to fuck me, wouldn't that be nice

I may have given up on he-ness
But I'm gonna keep my penis

@leila count me in

@faho@octodon.social birch is a tree, not a bush

what's a girl gotta do to get a beating around here huh

@applebaps@anarchism.space @mxsiege@octodon.social people quoting the phrase "the zentai bodysuit fetish" are implying a lot of questions already answered by the phrase "the zentai bodysuit fetish"

@mxsiege@octodon.social is this no longer a thing because I think I want a Louis Theroux-style investigative documentary of this subculture

ideology is when you worship age verification, right?

My nose is unpleasantly pollinated.

@Eweish it's less about NA dialects being similar and more about the UK dialects having changed more, due to being a smaller and more isolated community. The Canadian and US dialects seem similar by comparison