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Why do people on momsite like cops so much

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When you join the secret traa Cat girl/ catboi society you are given the mark. redd.it/8o26r1

Half my inbox is emails from Facebook. I think they're getting lonely.

...because when you use assonance, you make an ass out of 'o' and 'nance'

Song about breasts 

Overboob, underboob, titty-ing free
The wobbles of well-endowed mammaries

Looking forward to tomorrow when my new place will have a bookcase. Expect many shelfies.

Kink 

No shirt, no shoes, no service top

Jenny H boosted

Instead of "ladies and gentlemen," try "party people." Party people is gender neutral.

kink related 

my parents are helping me move soon so I have attempted to hide all the toys

unfortunately I Don't Wanna Make The Game

too much effort

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someone should do a trans themed ripoff of I Wanna Be The Guy called I Wanna Be The Girl

Cryptocurrency concept: batcoin. Basically honour system for transactions, but if you lie bats fly out of your computer screen and mildly harass you.

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