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Goth shops. Selling freshly-made artisanal goths.

Swedish grammar joke 

I hope Swedish queer groups include the T in their acronyms. It would make things more definite.

Food 

Today I learned of licorice ice cream and nonalcoholic elderflower cider

Compare "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit" with "A little man subsisted within a gap in the earth"

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Cislation, n. A kind of politically-charged paraphrase of a text, providing the same surface-level meaning as the original but with an entirely different connotation.

Creeps, anxiety, bodies 

Also my hip hurts for no reason

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Creeps, anxiety 

Tried to relax in the market square but some old guy wanted me to sit next to him so I decided to go have a panic attack on the library instead

Substitute "social construct" with "community-built-and-controlled mecha"

This idle thought brought to you by a café speaker system

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I'm all for gender flipping songs but "Girls Don't Cry" doesn't quite work

like, there is no gendered expectation to address there

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i dont know where i first heard it, but i really like the term social interaction networks rather than social media. take back the language. we're aren't media and relationship building isn't marketing.

New chapter of Practical Witchcraft for Outcast Teens and shit is rapidly approaching the fan thunderandherbs.co.uk/prose/pe

If a cute lesbian has pointy ears does that make her a gaerie?

Food adj 

Welp, I managed to break my freezer door

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