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Jenny H boosted

Dave Lawrence trained a neural net to generate new names of BBC sound effects. Some of my favorites:

Approach of piglets
Footsteps on ice, ponderous, parakeets
Fairgrounds: Ghost train ride with swords
Man punting metal hand
Waterfall into cattle bread

aardvarkzythum.blogspot.com/20

In a GitHub readme:
> Performance
> ---------------------
> Not really.

Wow, mood.

pride thoughts 

would be nice to have pride events that were spread across multiple days, maybe I could go to the evening parties then

What did house music do to deserve being played through such abysmal sound systems?

food, water, mh 

looks like I spent too long at work and now I'm dissociating from hunger and thirst simultaneously

joyous

death joke 

five hours into exhuming my great-grandfather's body and I realise I've made a grave error

reference to a provocatively-titled song about dysphoria 

In case you’re wondering what kind of person I am, I just accidentally a jazzy arrangement of Osama bin Laden as the Crucified Christ

Lewd pun 

If someone is aroused by formalising what is considered reasonable behaviour, does that make them a CoCslut?

kinda neg 

not gay as in happy but trans as in socially isolated

tfw you're so lesbian you sing along to "gimme gimme gimme" w/ your gf

lewd, birdsite 

"Are you searching for cyber opportunities?" asks the promoted tweet.

I mean, I wouldn't turn one down if it presented itself...

Goth shops. Selling freshly-made artisanal goths.

Swedish grammar joke 

I hope Swedish queer groups include the T in their acronyms. It would make things more definite.

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