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Shitpost, can't tell if mental or just melancholy, like not even sad per se but yeah 

Not gay as in happy but trans as in "fifty words for different gradations of angst"

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🚨mutual aid request🚨

My partner had their wallet & vaporizer stolen last night - the wallet had $88 & their credit card, the vaporizer is less than 3 months old & cost them $119 (it’s a magic flight launch box).

My partner is disabled & chronically ill & work limited hours & use their vape every day for pain & anxiety.

This is a huge blow & rent & bills are due next week. Please help if you can

Thanks so much

Www.Cash.Me/$vicentevalentino
Www.Paypal.Me/vicentevalentino
Venmo: vicente-vazquez-2

I just hit 10k words, so I guess I'll announce my upcoming novella, "The Wrong Side of the Bed"

It's about gender and magic (because I guess I have a personal brand) and featuring a character I invented maybe a decade ago.

I just finished this book and my heart my heart my fucking heart
Strong recommend to anyone who wants to read about trans girls and the surreality of queer life

I went to the printers to make some leaflets in a pretty new typeface, but it turns out it was just a font for organised crime

Did you hear about the comedian who took an exam in preparing duck soup? 

He got top Marx!

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Chapter 28 of Practical Witchcraft for Outcast teens, and it's all come full circle...

thunderandherbs.co.uk/prose/pe

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if this post gets 20 boosts ill get over my adhd and work on my BA thesis today.

im desperate here my deadline is in 2 weeks and ive been fighting this shit for literal months

Chapter 28 of Practical Witchcraft for Outcast teens, and it's all come full circle...

thunderandherbs.co.uk/prose/pe

Selfie 

@lambdagrrl but on the upside I can now add image description so you get to see my face (or not as the case may be)

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I spent the evening hyperfocused on app dev, so expect the next installment of Practical Witchcraft tomorrow during the daytime

Alcohol, caps 

This wine has ASTRONAUT CATS on the label

Today in unexpectedly cyberpunk things to say: "Im gonna try restarting the android subsystem"

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"You are a vampire?"
"Yes."
"Are you going to bite me?"
"Do you want me to?"
"Wait, what?"
"A vampire cannot enter unless invited."
"Not enter in any way?"
"Not in any way."
"Neat! You are welcome to... um..."
"Thanks, but I'm not interested in that."
"Oh. Sorry."
"It's okay."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

big bearded guys don't have orientations so much as BEARings

why wikihow but not wikiwhere or wikiwho

I guess we already have wikiwhat

Medical adj 

In previous visits to this endo clinic I've sat in three different waiting rooms. Now sat in waiting room number four...

Rushed to my 1 o'clock medical appointment only to find out it's at 2

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