Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

Straight trans girls, or as I like to call them, "Thelonious Monk fans",

want to take the gf out for lobsters but i hate having to shell out

remember a few hours ago when i didn't hate myself? that sure lasted didn't it

damn i wish i could do music properly

somebody please gag me so i don't have to hear myself speak

i tried to record vocals

why the fuck do i make vocal music again?

Tfw too excited about talk to prepare talk

Maybe i should just go home early lol

Finding out other participants at this event are trans is not gonna do wonders for my ability to give a professional presentation

Lunch today was £6.66, so
*cackles*

i wish i was in a riot grrrl band

anyway i'm done engaging with the discourse now, so throw me your silly and/or sexy toots

every time garg fucks up a part of me thinks "well at least this'll encourage people to spread out across the fediverse"

I realise the need for codes of conduct at academic events but I'm always worried I'll get told off for being my natural sweary self, as though saying "fuck" for emphasis was comparable with actually being inappropriately sexually explicit.
I guess I have little faith in people applying such codes in any sort of nuanced way.

Here, have a me
...Not sure what you'll do with a me, mind

Today the phrase "tactical reasons" was autocorrected to "tactical dragons"

Just thought you all should know that

There is a cat on campus! Ofc on camera it's just an adorable little shadow...

Misread gif as gf, so

I need a clever picture to put on the last slide of my presentation so of course I'm on Masto, why would that be a bad idea

What fool called it "making your own hormones" and not "the tranarchist's cookbook"