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phil ochs on keyboard: love me love me love me, I'm a peripheral

Suddenly the contact email for my writings is getting spam about satnavs and fleet insurance? What did you tell them about me??

Enhance your lesbianism by pretending you're a spy for the nation of Lesbos, tasked by Sappho herself to undermine straight society

Last night I was in an Uber full of fake cobwebs, police tape and spooky lighting

I feel like it's a little early for Halloween but I admire the dedication to the aesthetic

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lewd 

it would be a lazy language on account of my being a bit of a pillow queen

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gonna design a programming language solely for the purpose of flirting with cute trans girls

no i don't know how that would work either

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i am a serious academic

by which i mean

a seriously queer one

LB: curious as to what people's responses are to this. If you like, let me know?

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one of my favourite questions from an IWW-led workshop i attended a couple of years ago, called "Working for Each Other, Working for Ourselves", was:

in a post-capitalist world, what work would you do?

ie, in the absence of money and being coerced into a job where your labour is exploited by being severely undervalued and underpaid in order to receive said money, what valuable work would you choose to do?

fash ment 

just went to type "facebook.com" in my address bar and nearly typed "fascist", which is... fair

I blame Modena City Ramblers

I'm in a hotel in St Louis, Missouri and the bar television is showing an Arsenal vs. Everton game???

has anyone ever given a postmodern analysis of the phenomenon of the jukebox musical?

politics of d&d 

every time i see an alignment meme i think about how ideologically weak the notions of "law" and "chaos" are when treated as orthogonal to questions of morality

worried that maybe i just hate fun

Neg, anxiety, sui, long 

Got to the train station only to find I'd left my purse at home. Then there were no taxis in the taxi rank so i phoned up a taxi company and had a conversation where they were directing me to walk towards things i couldn't see. Finally got onto the train an hour later, but had to get a new ticket so I'm out 90 quid. I think if anything else goes wrong today I'll just throw myself onto the tracks.

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Neg 

It's not even 7am and I've already fucked everything up...

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