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your pantone colour name is the first flower you ever picked followed by your grandmother's given name

neg 

sad and lonely and on wrong continent :(

tfw conference over and you won't see all those cool people for like at least a year :(

continually being torn between the desire for snuggles and the intensity of other humans

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straight conference attendees: *network*
me, a queer: *shitpost*

I would like to sleep now

What do you mean it's only 4:30pm

phil ochs on keyboard: love me love me love me, I'm a peripheral

Suddenly the contact email for my writings is getting spam about satnavs and fleet insurance? What did you tell them about me??

Enhance your lesbianism by pretending you're a spy for the nation of Lesbos, tasked by Sappho herself to undermine straight society

Last night I was in an Uber full of fake cobwebs, police tape and spooky lighting

I feel like it's a little early for Halloween but I admire the dedication to the aesthetic

Jenny H boosted

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it would be a lazy language on account of my being a bit of a pillow queen

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gonna design a programming language solely for the purpose of flirting with cute trans girls

no i don't know how that would work either

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i am a serious academic

by which i mean

a seriously queer one

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