Show newer

so apparently when visiting the US you can check out any time you like... you just can't ever leave

(this toot brought to you by cancelled American Airlines flight AA 46)

your pantone colour name is the first flower you ever picked followed by your grandmother's given name

neg 

sad and lonely and on wrong continent :(

tfw conference over and you won't see all those cool people for like at least a year :(

continually being torn between the desire for snuggles and the intensity of other humans

Show thread

straight conference attendees: *network*
me, a queer: *shitpost*

I would like to sleep now

What do you mean it's only 4:30pm

phil ochs on keyboard: love me love me love me, I'm a peripheral

Suddenly the contact email for my writings is getting spam about satnavs and fleet insurance? What did you tell them about me??

Enhance your lesbianism by pretending you're a spy for the nation of Lesbos, tasked by Sappho herself to undermine straight society

Last night I was in an Uber full of fake cobwebs, police tape and spooky lighting

I feel like it's a little early for Halloween but I admire the dedication to the aesthetic

Jenny H boosted

lewd 

it would be a lazy language on account of my being a bit of a pillow queen

Show thread

gonna design a programming language solely for the purpose of flirting with cute trans girls

no i don't know how that would work either

Show thread
Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!