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Jenny H boosted

plea for help 

hey uh i usually don't ask my followers this but i'm getting desperate

if you know anyone (or are anyone) in the Pacific Northwest (US) area looking for a roomie please get in touch with me asap

i don't know where the hell we're going after friday and it's looking more and more that we might be homeless? so if anyone can lend a hand please do so if you can

With the number of faceblind queers I know I'm starting to wonder if there's a reason for all the outlandish haircuts

i slept for like 20 hours and have thus avoided jet lag?

so apparently when visiting the US you can check out any time you like... you just can't ever leave

(this toot brought to you by cancelled American Airlines flight AA 46)

your pantone colour name is the first flower you ever picked followed by your grandmother's given name

neg 

sad and lonely and on wrong continent :(

tfw conference over and you won't see all those cool people for like at least a year :(

continually being torn between the desire for snuggles and the intensity of other humans

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straight conference attendees: *network*
me, a queer: *shitpost*

I would like to sleep now

What do you mean it's only 4:30pm

phil ochs on keyboard: love me love me love me, I'm a peripheral

Suddenly the contact email for my writings is getting spam about satnavs and fleet insurance? What did you tell them about me??

Enhance your lesbianism by pretending you're a spy for the nation of Lesbos, tasked by Sappho herself to undermine straight society

Last night I was in an Uber full of fake cobwebs, police tape and spooky lighting

I feel like it's a little early for Halloween but I admire the dedication to the aesthetic

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