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"Be gay do crimes" would appear to assert both the essentiality of sexuality and the performativity of criminality. However, in this essay I will ...

Did You Know?: The hippopotamus is the only creature in the animal kingdom observed to engage in furry fandom.

My origin story is I used to be a Markov chain trained on the Communist Manifesto until one day I decided to transition to be a trans catgirl

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examples of radical actions that are extremely punk 

Asking folks nearby if they need anything and trying to help them get it.

Fixing a broken thing that's not yours.

Grabbing an extra cup of coffee and handing it to the first person you see that could really use a warm beverage.

Drop by a local shelter and ask them what the people they turn away need to gets through the night. See if you can find folks to help gather those things together.

Walk instead of drive.

Stand outside and sing.

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so this is that guy you all are complaining about all the time

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Back when i was a student i could vote for a person and rest assured that no matter what happened, whoever got in would be gone after at most two years

Never thought I'd be nostalgic for student politics, and yet...

Wait aren't baby boomers the robots from bubblegum crisis

Hormones and hyperbole 

T flares are literally a transphobic hate crime

The bus advises me to give the bus company "a cheeky like and follow", which is the most "how do you do fellow kids" thing I've heard this week

alcohol, caps 

apparently one whisky is enough to make me have OPINIONS on TYPESETTING

yes that "caps" content warning is kind of meta, isn't it

as was that observation

So apparently the only whiteboard in my office (there are four!) that a magnetic eraser will stick to is the least conveniently-positioned one

I did four vocal takes and now I'm tired and having feelings

Selfie, drug reference 

Hey, kid! Wanna buy a selfie? First one's free.

some days i want to create and create and create and other days i want to run away to the moon with all of my friends

im gay but soon i will have to wait at a bus stop and be cold instead

given my propensity for wordplay and my fondness for cryptic crosswords it took me an embarrassingly long time to realise that "delta rune" is an anagram for "undertale"

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