Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

I like to put people I want to get together in a large metal box and load it onto a cargo ship

It's my shipping container

The best thing about dating me is when you open your cupboards and it's just geese

Honk

On the one hand I am all for wider use of public transport but when cishets use trains it smacks of appropriation

Gayraphics interchange format

I feel like everyone has cool leggings these days, wow

A friend of mine is heading to Aberdeen today so I've got Blue (Da Ba Dee) in my head

seriously this is borderline queerphobic

why isn't there a pretty girl curled up at the foot of my bed tho

oi slut

...cuddles?

be gay do cuddles

I'm just... stufff.

I need a homo
I'm holding out for a homo til the end of the night
And she's gotta be gay, and she's gotta be cute
And she's gotta be ready to bite

Oh good I come back into the room and there's already an argument happening

So I'm in a mandatory four hour session about "sexual violence". What even is accessibility.

Imagine living in parallel universe where everything same except Garfield cat named after different president

Make you think?

INT - FRIEND'S FLAT

Them: Do you want a drink?
Me: Yeah, sure
Them: I'll just wash my hands of... blood, first

Tfw you're supposed to be writing a paper but you're distracted by the thought of turning pretty girls into furniture

What if girls, but like, beneath me