Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

So apparently I got to work after a power cut was resolved, which I guess is fine but now I can't use the power cut as an excuse to go home

tfw u have a feel

so apparently the two things i ordered from amazon have been shipped... to my previous address

brb dunking my head in the sea

Toying with the idea of doing some improvised music stuff and throwing it on youtube or some alternative

I like to put people I want to get together in a large metal box and load it onto a cargo ship

It's my shipping container

The best thing about dating me is when you open your cupboards and it's just geese

Honk

On the one hand I am all for wider use of public transport but when cishets use trains it smacks of appropriation

Gayraphics interchange format

I feel like everyone has cool leggings these days, wow

A friend of mine is heading to Aberdeen today so I've got Blue (Da Ba Dee) in my head

seriously this is borderline queerphobic

why isn't there a pretty girl curled up at the foot of my bed tho

oi slut

...cuddles?

be gay do cuddles

I'm just... stufff.

I need a homo
I'm holding out for a homo til the end of the night
And she's gotta be gay, and she's gotta be cute
And she's gotta be ready to bite

Oh good I come back into the room and there's already an argument happening

So I'm in a mandatory four hour session about "sexual violence". What even is accessibility.