Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

While browsing internet, suddenly worried cos I don't know where my phone is

(I'm browsing with my phone)

All of the world is a stage for you
And all that you are is a song
All of your doctors are watching you
And hoping you sing the tune wrong
So sing your pitiful heart out, darling
Try to keep it in key
Sing the words that you practised, darling
Maybe you'll fool them, maybe you'll make them agree

I just feel like shit and kind of want to die tbh. What is even the point of me?

Bleh. Feel all useless today, have absolutely failed to do anything creative that I'm happy with in ages. Why do I bother...

That strangely unsettling thing of seeing a promoted tweet on birdsite and failing to work out where the joke is.

I /think/ that's a good thing? Détournement here weakening the power of advertising over there, and such.

Just paygals being paypals

You know they call us the Monkees
But actually we're more like nuns
And we're too busy prayin'
To do anything that's fun :(

I wish I was a fictional character. Having an existence outside of other people's ideas and expectations is exhausting sometimes.

Ugh. Life.

want to be one of the cool queers (tm)

I should get more piercings and maybe a tattoo

Why do WMD inspectors from Yorkshire hate travelling north?

They can't stand nuke 'assle.

Now is not the time to start roasting people. Now is the winter of our diss content.

Why can't I hang with the cool queers like all the time

Trans punk railroad

I bought a book that's very me

Two US women at breakfast talking about how "entitled" millenials are, lol