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Would go home and get it but I've got to be teaching for the next couple of hours...

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I've not said it here yet, so: I'll be releasing my next EP on Thursday

Just need to make cover art, the item I need for which is currently resting on my doorstep lol

Forgot to grab my thermos before heading to the office.

Looks like today is gonna be... thirsty work

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Hi, I'm currently self-medding HRT in the UK. Ask me anything and/or go on reddit.com/r/TransDIY

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Anxiety 

Always a good start to the day to be threatened with a fine for something I have no memory of doing.

Apparently this particularly threatening note was put in all the letterboxes in my block? Fun fun.

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Do you use tail -f ?
Love those annoying "are you watching" messages on Netflix?
Ever thought.. gee I wish I could combine both these things?

You wish has come true with tailflix!

github.com/walaura/tailflix

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Chemistry joke 

saying "dioxygen difluoride" loudly to watch all the chemists wince involuntarily

then smugly saying "I thought that would get a reaction..."

Been working on a programming course so I have the theme tune to a Famous British Game Show stuck in my head

(Only Haskell kids will get this...)

I have bought a pack of pens, six in different colours: red, pink, purple, green, blue and black.

Which colour should I use first, and why is it purple?

negativity, sex-adjacent 

I wish I felt more wantable :(

Should I randomly head into town tomorrow just to buy a notebook and some pens

Kinda want someone to draw me a picture of Garnet (of the crystal gems) as a penguin

*enters a disco wearing strange hosiery* walk up to the club like what up I got a big sock

TIL the word "bugger" is from the Latin Buigarus, meaning "Bulgarian"

Graffiti found in Nottingham.

[in red text: "resistance is not futile". Various other designs and messages share the wall]

Sometimes I worry I'm not enough of an anorak to be trans

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My future self pops in for another visit.
"Remember Maria?" she asks.
"She's my best friend!"
"Have you fought over that guy yet?"
"Who? You mean Tom?"
"I forget."
"How can I forget Tom?"
"You will. You'll never forget Maria."
Realisation dawns. "Oh."
"You know it. Ask her out."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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hey! everyone!! its my *actual* birthday, can i p w e a s e get some boosts??????

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