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I, for one, love my giant goose grandparents

Wait is this why they call her mother goose

Kink, mental 

Guh I just got reminded of how fucked my head is right now wrt kink :(

Food 

Missing, presumed bread

(Until proven otherwise)

Wrote 3.5 pages of story today. Less than I'd like, but I'm recovering from a bout of depression so I guess I should give myself allowances

Currently sat in a coffee chain listening to a singer-songwriter-style song that appears to be about being a centrist?

depressive shitpost 

at what stage of depression does ashton kutcher inform you that your whole life up to this point has been an elaborate punk

If I add up all the phone numbers I get from pretty ladies to ensure it comes to a given total, is that a... "chick sum"?

mental 

woo played video games to the point of dissociation :S

what if i just slipped and dropped something heavy and then oops i accidentally smashed capitalism

The barista here is super pretty... I'm very gay rn

mental 

came up with a song idea that's making me cry

why am I such a wreck of a person

Can't wait for the year 2100 when abbreviating with "k" finally makes the year longer

2k19
2k20
...
2k100

Food 

Ahh damnit I didn't realise it was pancake day and I'm not sure I have the energy and/or ingredients to participate :(

Can someone call me and tell me there's a homosexual emergency I need to attend to? Work is exhausting.

Mental 

Lab supervision is clearly an ideal place to be dissociating.

Fire alarm has me standing outside while my marking, hopefully, burns

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