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Jenny H boosted

when anti-loitering laws are applied to crows, the charge is upgraded to attempted murder

*cold water dripping from my backpack* it appears I joined the fight for just ice under false pretenses

Fash 

Just saw someone wearing a remembrance poppy, six and a half months early. In case you needed any more convincing it's been totally transformed into a right wing dogwhistle :S

Blood, medical 

Had to try very hard not to dance with a needle in my arm

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Blood, medical 

Got my hormone bloods done with Shania Twain's "Man, I Feel Like A Woman" playing in the phlebotomists' office

lewd, silly 

‪[extremely gabber] I want to be a pretty and I want to get boned‬

Eggmode, or, the Dunning-Kruger of being a boy

lewd, political 

More generally, can we orgy our way to a better world? Or, at the very least, can I get someone to make out with while I'm on the barricades?

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lewd, political 

is there a way to findom but as agitprop

"smash capitalism, my paypigs"

La li lu le lo more like La Gi Bu Te Quo

Patriots more like gay-triots

Up down girl
She's been living in her yo-yo world

surgery shitpost 

not so much post-op as fax-op or telephone-op

what if deadname, but instead... 

bread name

current mental state 

I wrote a song about unpleasantly intense emotions and I keep getting it stuck in my head

coping, clearly.

negativity 

I wish I could see friends being happy together in a way that didn't come with the pang of "I want that, too" :(

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