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Mental and negative 

Who has two many neuroses and just got turned away from another mental health service? This nutter!

At least they offered to do signposting...

Slightly lewd 

Searching for sloppy makeouts by typing the phrase into AltaVista

Jenny H boosted

when anti-loitering laws are applied to crows, the charge is upgraded to attempted murder

*cold water dripping from my backpack* it appears I joined the fight for just ice under false pretenses

Fash 

Just saw someone wearing a remembrance poppy, six and a half months early. In case you needed any more convincing it's been totally transformed into a right wing dogwhistle :S

Blood, medical 

Had to try very hard not to dance with a needle in my arm

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Blood, medical 

Got my hormone bloods done with Shania Twain's "Man, I Feel Like A Woman" playing in the phlebotomists' office

lewd, silly 

‪[extremely gabber] I want to be a pretty and I want to get boned‬

Eggmode, or, the Dunning-Kruger of being a boy

lewd, political 

More generally, can we orgy our way to a better world? Or, at the very least, can I get someone to make out with while I'm on the barricades?

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lewd, political 

is there a way to findom but as agitprop

"smash capitalism, my paypigs"

La li lu le lo more like La Gi Bu Te Quo

Patriots more like gay-triots

Up down girl
She's been living in her yo-yo world

surgery shitpost 

not so much post-op as fax-op or telephone-op

what if deadname, but instead... 

bread name

current mental state 

I wrote a song about unpleasantly intense emotions and I keep getting it stuck in my head

coping, clearly.

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