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alcohol, song lyrics 

there's a barman, waiting in the sky...

if you're a boy you can be my girlfriend too, I'm not picky

climbing into a crate and heading to the post office to try to snag a girlfriend

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crushing on people, or as I like to call it, shipping myself

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[abba voice]

🎵 ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ
ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ

when you're hornt online
interaction's fine
but when it's with me
please do not rp!

if i know you maybe i
could give it a shot
but if i don't give consent
you can catch this block 🎵

what silly called it "making queer music in the style of dizzee rascal" and not "be gay, do grime"

corps at pride 

oh good my local pride is sponsored by experian

Using the waterfowl on campus as emotional support ducks

Quackquack

woo reviewer 3'd someone hard

...I really hate having to do this

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just imagined the phrase "gender lagrange point"

not sure what it means but please take it if you like

relationship negative 

got that gonna-die-alone feeling

Mental health, self neglect 

Head is a mess so I think I'm gonna play video games until I can no longer stay awake

welp, trying to post a picture here but I guess the internet doesn't want it :(

mental health, negative, somewhat frivolous use of words 

think I'm havin a proper depression, lads

mental health and appearance, negative 

if only I could see someone I have a crush on and /not/ be immediately attacked by body image and lack of self-esteem

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self-deprecating joke about my appearance and love life 

hey uh is there a dating service for ugly people? asking for reasons

I keep getting tape stuck to my nails, which then lifts nail polish away :(

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