Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

Cuneiform unicorn

suddenly taken by the urge to write a song about doctors carelessly outing trans people to their families

I could call it "snitches make stitches"

ok so I really hate the heat, but it does have the minor advantage that I am no longer plagued by the desire to do sloppy makeouts with every cutie my pathetic gay ass interacts with

because sloppy makeouts are warrrrm

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Destroy all nations and abolish all monarchy, except for that one gay micronation with the emperor

language thoughts brought on by thinking slightly too hard about the word "autocephaly" and then letting my brain go for a wander

just wanna say: the word "cephalopod" is incredible. "head-leg". like a child looked at an octopus and thought "it's got a head. and legs. and not much else."

sod that omega-3 bollocks
slather the toast with butter
no need to keep that organ clean and safe for something more

don't waste any time with frolics
that send your heart all a-flutter
just keep your oxytocin for the plaything in the drawer

and never let yourself feel hope for someone to adore

I did a poetry prompt and made myself sad

someone should girlfriend me

I mean, probably it'd be a mistake on their part but whatever, I would like it

Me: It's 11pm, my friend has just left to go home so they can sleep. What should I do now?
My Brain: accordion!!!
Me: ...tempting but my walls aren't [i]that[/i] thick

horny for supercomputers, or, gay for Cray

what clown called it "queers going to hell" and not "going down for going down"

been playing some green day on accordion because why the fuck not

someone talk me out of opening a bottle

jenny not getting into arguments detrimental to her mental state challenge 2k19