Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

what if gay

southern US witches: "all my hexes work in texas"

‪man! I feel like a moomin‬

‪fighting my way through this queer action RPG so I can finally defeat Sappho, the lez boss of Lesbos‬

I don't know who you are, intended recipient of this missive, but I would like to hold your hand.

if you argue about cum is that a dick-sauce discourse

You really think someone would do that? Just gay on the Internet and do crimes?

Broke: "admirers"
Woke: "chasers"
Bespoke: "fans of the trans"

‪at the pride march I was stopped by a man who asked me about my sign. the sign said "kiss girls, smash capitalism". the man asked me "I understand the bit about capitalism, but what's the first bit about?"‬

‪Imagine if we'd actually gotten to call that ship Boaty McBoatface, when they christened it would that have been a ship-toast?‬

oh dear lord I'm an old internet person, I saw someone posting about a record-breakingly long trans flag and my only thought was "longflag is long"

you, silly: i'm a feminist
me, an intellectual: girls just wanna have won

trans woman'; ALTER TABLE User DROP COLUMN Gender;

my identity is not so much "valid" or "invalid" as it is "SQL injection attack"

[selfie, eye contact] I think I look cute. Do I look cute?

I Wanna Be The Gay

kinda want someone to come over and cook me dinner tbqh, I am a bit despooned and social comedown's a bitch

also I'd kind of hoped that I might to get to make out with cuties and maybe tie some people up, but neither of those things happened :(