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anxiety 

what clown let me into adulthood

anxiety 

woo I just realised I'm traveling to berlin in like 5 days and I now have an anxiety

esperanto, the language of people with supernatural abilities

There was a fire alarm in my building so I've gone for an evening stroll. My legs seem to think this is a bad idea, though.

pol, acab 

today I very pointedly didn't argue with the person who said cops belonged at pride, in that sort of "I disagree with you but I don't want a debate right now so let's just leave it" way

trying to choose my battles I guess

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Someone just threw some omega3 pills at me.

I'm ok tho, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

Lewd 

Why are gay girls called "less beans", surely being a gay girl will typically result in encountering /more/ beans?

what if we girled and we were both kisses..?

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...Would it be terrible if I learned to drive for the sole purpose of embodying this joke?

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Genital shitpost 

Tired: non-op transsexual lesbian driver
Wired: dick van dyke

Joking about sexuality 

I am pansexual: I get off on receiving bad reviews

'Well, "slithy" means "lithe and slimy". "Lithe" is the same as "active". You see it's like a transbian — there are two meanings packed up into one word.'

lewd, kink 

saw the "female bullying" image and now I want to be bullied...

sadposting 

I feel shite and worthless today tbh. Wish I felt like I had something I could offer the world, but right now I'm just filled with thoughts of "well no wonder nobody wants to talk to me". Bleh.

Silly reclamation of transphobic language 

Anime Avatar: the Last Genderbender

lewd, silly 

does this girl get you wet? find out in: cute or canute!

I guess fine femme friday is as good a reason as any to get dressed?

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