Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

it was in the cupboard because of course it was in the cupboard and i'm an idiot

i don't even need it at this point it's just the principle of the thing

I'm only attempting to do the chores because I can't find my pestle, which is probably indicative of the problem

trying to do some chores but everything around me keeps falling over because things are all piled up and now I'm starting to perceive that there is an intelligence behind it all that is deliberately tormenting me

so that's a fun new reality i'm experiencing

by combining spices more or less at random, I seem to have made tofu taste more or less like marmite. except spicier

should I name a trans project after Kudzu or is that too much like "those nasty transes are invading everywhere"

if my computer could stop randomly crashing and rebooting itself, that would be delightful?

this feels bleak af

story concept: "Help! My girlfriend's come out as a lesbian and now she wants me to be her butch?"

watching horror as self scare

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found a stocking full of belated xmas gifts, including some glittery nail polish, so i'm indulging myself and painting my nails with childish glitter

apparently my sister and her boyfriend have covid.

damn wish *I* had this learning difficulty

what clown called it "homophobic music" and not "brotest songs"

new shell who this
#PostLikeYouThinkACrabWouldSunday

ACAB: Attercops Are Badass

dinner tonight is courgette & broccoli curry with roast parsnips, because fuck it i like roast parsnips

hairdresser rappers doing clip hop

put a time limit on my birdsiteing because aaaaa