Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

so I misread this as "modem" breakfast cereal and, *opens mouth, static and beeps come out*

love to be a trans woman in a society where
- all the cishet orgs discriminate against queers
- all the general LGBT orgs discriminate against trans people
- all the general trans orgs discriminate against trans women, and
- all the trans woman orgs are actually sex cults

2b x 9s, aka 18bs

having to take a break from watching it so i can have a laughing fit

watching a video about The Flavortown Saga and the idea that this ARG equated Guy Fieri (food personality) and Guy Debord (Situationist theorist) has absolutely BROKEN me

woop, that's me chemically castrated for another 3 months

triggered to fuck so I'm listening to an italian rock band

my kingdom for some healthy fucking norms in this community

why have a polycule when you can have a pollicle, a cavity on the scalp that extrudes hair

scatman john? no you got it wrong I'm catsman joan

tfw you've been in too many organisations not to want to make this explicit

welp, i got rejected from a discord server for being too old

i'm 31

*me reading any scandinavian language* ok so these are the letters you pronounce and these are the ones the vikings used to pronounce, yeah?

why is stalin the meme of the day

hab' ich ov'd det pizza rein

"this functor is covariant. that one is contravariant." - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

gave myself a forearm workout by way of making cookie dough