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There's someone crawling around on the roof landing outside my flat, banging on the windows :(

Trans status: every so often my brain goes "everybody wants to be a girl" to the tune of "everybody wants to rule the world", I'm very sorry

Jenny H boosted

You need to know this.
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DID YOU GUYS KNOW OTTERS WAG THEIR TAILS LIKE DOGS WHEN THEYRE HAPPY

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Tired: Cross dressing
Wired: Ichthys dressing
Divinely-inspired: King James Bible dressing

Sweet transvestite, and it's sequel, bitter transsexual

Forkdrama 

Part of me is tempted to do a reimplementation designed to be easy to read and modify

But that sounds like a lot of work, so I guess I'll just put the idea out there

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Forkdrama 

Gentle reminder to those thinking about forking to consider putting more democratic processes in place instead of having a benevolent dictator model

Democratic processes that don't require people to understand the code to participate

pol 

Why do people on momsite like cops so much

Jenny H boosted

When you join the secret traa Cat girl/ catboi society you are given the mark. redd.it/8o26r1

Half my inbox is emails from Facebook. I think they're getting lonely.

...because when you use assonance, you make an ass out of 'o' and 'nance'

Song about breasts 

Overboob, underboob, titty-ing free
The wobbles of well-endowed mammaries

Looking forward to tomorrow when my new place will have a bookcase. Expect many shelfies.

Kink 

No shirt, no shoes, no service top

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Instead of "ladies and gentlemen," try "party people." Party people is gender neutral.

kink related 

my parents are helping me move soon so I have attempted to hide all the toys

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