Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

LB: I don't even have a floppy drive and I want this so bad

Finally have a functional laptop!

I made brownies!

https://computerfairi.es/media/ErrQt1Czb9ioRYibPAY

Presenting: a web app, written in Haskell, to check whether your poetry is in iambic pentameter.

http://www.cs.nott.ac.uk/~pszjlh/hpoem.html

Code to come as soon as I’ve cleaned it up, paper to come once I’ve finished writing it!

There's someone crawling around on the roof landing outside my flat, banging on the windows :(

Harsh...

https://computerfairi.es/media/a2pt8Dyr3lsBtS6NuI0

Trans status: every so often my brain goes "everybody wants to be a girl" to the tune of "everybody wants to rule the world", I'm very sorry

Tired: Cross dressing
Wired: Ichthys dressing
Divinely-inspired: King James Bible dressing

Sweet transvestite, and it's sequel, bitter transsexual

Part of me is tempted to do a reimplementation designed to be easy to read and modify

But that sounds like a lot of work, so I guess I'll just put the idea out there

Gentle reminder to those thinking about forking to consider putting more democratic processes in place instead of having a benevolent dictator model

Democratic processes that don't require people to understand the code to participate

Why do people on momsite like cops so much

Thomas the Tankie Engine

Half my inbox is emails from Facebook. I think they're getting lonely.

...because when you use assonance, you make an ass out of 'o' and 'nance'

Overboob, underboob, titty-ing free
The wobbles of well-endowed mammaries