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Today in unexpectedly cyberpunk things to say: "Im gonna try restarting the android subsystem"

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"You are a vampire?"
"Yes."
"Are you going to bite me?"
"Do you want me to?"
"Wait, what?"
"A vampire cannot enter unless invited."
"Not enter in any way?"
"Not in any way."
"Neat! You are welcome to... um..."
"Thanks, but I'm not interested in that."
"Oh. Sorry."
"It's okay."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

big bearded guys don't have orientations so much as BEARings

why wikihow but not wikiwhere or wikiwho

I guess we already have wikiwhat

Medical adj 

In previous visits to this endo clinic I've sat in three different waiting rooms. Now sat in waiting room number four...

Rushed to my 1 o'clock medical appointment only to find out it's at 2

lewd pun 

if you lure people on a distributed social network into indulging in self-pleasure, is that masto-baiting?

Working on a novella about trans feelings and the ending is kind of a downer. Want to write a bit more to give it a bit of hope but I'm not quite sure what to write.

Kink, pol 

As an anarchist and a foot fetishist, I don't quite know how to feel when people label those with right-wing sympathies as "bootlickers".

Not that I'm complaining, but can anyone fill me in on why trebuchets are the new hot meme?

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Chapter 27 of Practical Witchcraft for Outcast Teens, and shit just isn't fair. But it helps to have friends who will de-arrest you, at least.

thunderandherbs.co.uk/prose/pe

Chapter 27 of Practical Witchcraft for Outcast Teens, and shit just isn't fair. But it helps to have friends who will de-arrest you, at least.

thunderandherbs.co.uk/prose/pe

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bugs 

there are fruit flies in my home and I am not coping well with this idea

so I had a dream that made me think of this song [cw: closets, homophobia] youtube.com/watch?v=4MI5rtgor6

Street harassment 

"angel, for God's sake smile"

Fairly theological, as random men go

this toot is sponsored by the abstract concept of sponsorship

need suggestions of a surname that rhymes with "Lives", "Fives", "Wives" etc.

In attempting to sit down on the grass, I put my hand on some sort of ultra sharp seed pod. Ouch.

computerfairi.es/media/kt14QSj

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better binder project, gender stuff, 

Hey, people who bind: an online acquaintance is using costume techniques to try to build a better and much more comfortable chest binder, it looks pretty interesting.

Also she is making all her experiments public, so people can make their own. No tutorial just yet, but pictures of prototypes are online.

betterbinderproject.tumblr.com

And she could use some financial support:
www.patreon.com/lisanise

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