Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

any girl can be a switch but only robot girls can relay your network packets

Is it weird that I think of paracetamol (acetaminophen) in grams instead of mgs?

what if i got a spare body to use while the first one was ill

is that a thing?

guh i am ill today :(

Also the two halves of my chocolate bar have been melted together. Less Twix and more Unix

Train announcer was super neutral when giving the "see it say it sorted" announcement, literally only mentioned it to say it was a "special campaign" and eschewing the usual spiel

Didn't even encourage us to snoop on each other!

Straight trans girls, or as I like to call them, "Thelonious Monk fans",

want to take the gf out for lobsters but i hate having to shell out

remember a few hours ago when i didn't hate myself? that sure lasted didn't it

damn i wish i could do music properly

somebody please gag me so i don't have to hear myself speak

i tried to record vocals

why the fuck do i make vocal music again?

Tfw too excited about talk to prepare talk

Maybe i should just go home early lol

Finding out other participants at this event are trans is not gonna do wonders for my ability to give a professional presentation

Lunch today was £6.66, so
*cackles*

i wish i was in a riot grrrl band

anyway i'm done engaging with the discourse now, so throw me your silly and/or sexy toots

every time garg fucks up a part of me thinks "well at least this'll encourage people to spread out across the fediverse"

I realise the need for codes of conduct at academic events but I'm always worried I'll get told off for being my natural sweary self, as though saying "fuck" for emphasis was comparable with actually being inappropriately sexually explicit.
I guess I have little faith in people applying such codes in any sort of nuanced way.