Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

What is gay? How do you define gay? If you're talking about what you can girls and hug and smooch and girls, then, gay is just elecrrical signals interpreted by your brain.

I was born 29 years ago today and I feel like crap.

Or, to put it in meme terms: It's my birthday, can I get some serotonin?

French house music on a makeshift sea vessel

Raft punk

It's great, all the fun of the pet experience with none of the responsibility

Just wondering: how common is the "visitcat" experience? I swear I've known several unrelated people use this exact word for the same exact experience.

Apparently if you meow at your amazon tv stick it will meow back why did nobody tell me

Wait maybe I just train a RNN on a corpus of Franz Kafka and FictionMania

Kind of tempted to take this concept to Ao3 but that would be a very high-effort sort of shitpost?

When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a teenaged girl.

See the creeping horror you want to be in the world

suddenly struck by the urge to name my character in a Zelda game "Lonk"

I should probably work on that novella at some point... I announced it like months ago, didn't I?

aw shit now the spartans are attacking troy

picking up girls by painting myself gold and tattooing "kallisti" onto my face

I have been having a depression day I guess

i am like super sad and stuff.

im gay and girls,

Smaug is notorious for his withering put-downs: he's always dragon people

(Look Around You voice) What *are* borbs?