Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

I need a homo
I'm holding out for a homo til the end of the night
And she's gotta be gay, and she's gotta be cute
And she's gotta be ready to bite

Oh good I come back into the room and there's already an argument happening

So I'm in a mandatory four hour session about "sexual violence". What even is accessibility.

Imagine living in parallel universe where everything same except Garfield cat named after different president

Make you think?

INT - FRIEND'S FLAT

Them: Do you want a drink?
Me: Yeah, sure
Them: I'll just wash my hands of... blood, first

Tfw you're supposed to be writing a paper but you're distracted by the thought of turning pretty girls into furniture

What if girls, but like, beneath me

What is gay? How do you define gay? If you're talking about what you can girls and hug and smooch and girls, then, gay is just elecrrical signals interpreted by your brain.

I was born 29 years ago today and I feel like crap.

Or, to put it in meme terms: It's my birthday, can I get some serotonin?

French house music on a makeshift sea vessel

Raft punk

It's great, all the fun of the pet experience with none of the responsibility

Just wondering: how common is the "visitcat" experience? I swear I've known several unrelated people use this exact word for the same exact experience.

Apparently if you meow at your amazon tv stick it will meow back why did nobody tell me

Wait maybe I just train a RNN on a corpus of Franz Kafka and FictionMania

Kind of tempted to take this concept to Ao3 but that would be a very high-effort sort of shitpost?

When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a teenaged girl.

See the creeping horror you want to be in the world

suddenly struck by the urge to name my character in a Zelda game "Lonk"