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My phone is failing to attach the relevant pic but I just wanna say that the mallard is an underrated duck

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Trans girls on Twitter: HRT
Trans girls on Mastodon: Hboost

Woo, I have been political tran and now I am tired tran

Guns, silly phrases in German, why does my brain do this to me 

Wir "brat brat brat" mit der Avtomat

This year 

This year I did a number of things. But the main things I would like people to know/care about is my art.

So. Here is my novel thunderandherbs.co.uk/prose/pe
And here is my EP loosechangeling.bandcamp.com/a

And this is my resolution to do more writing and music next year.

holidays, shitpost, twisting homophobic slogans, from the above CWs you can probably construct the joke but 

it's new years eve not new years steve

Drugs, fighting, pun 

Get high and get in the ring: MMA on MDMA!

Happy Natalis Invicti, our most transsexual festival. Celebrate by appreciating the fact that the Wikipedia article for Elagabalus uses "she" pronouns.

What if I was me but gayer

I mean I'm pretty gay but surely I could be more so

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fantasy transposting 

"Now that I've captured the Chosen Hero I can exact my evil plan! First, I'll transform his body to be like my demon minions-"
"I consent."
"...What?"
"Honestly the only reason I'm out here is because my family kept telling me to man up and the like, so one day I bought a cheap sword and pretended I found it in a forest. Basically ran away with their blessing."
"uhh"
"Can I be one of those succubi? With the hips? I dream of that a lot."
"...Sure."

While browsing internet, suddenly worried cos I don't know where my phone is

(I'm browsing with my phone)

Writing a lullaby about gatekeeping 

All of the world is a stage for you
And all that you are is a song
All of your doctors are watching you
And hoping you sing the tune wrong
So sing your pitiful heart out, darling
Try to keep it in key
Sing the words that you practised, darling
Maybe you'll fool them, maybe you'll make them agree

Negative, suicide 

I just feel like shit and kind of want to die tbh. What is even the point of me?

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Negative 

Bleh. Feel all useless today, have absolutely failed to do anything creative that I'm happy with in ages. Why do I bother...

That strangely unsettling thing of seeing a promoted tweet on birdsite and failing to work out where the joke is.

I /think/ that's a good thing? Détournement here weakening the power of advertising over there, and such.

You know they call us the Monkees
But actually we're more like nuns
And we're too busy prayin'
To do anything that's fun :(

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