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Chemistry joke 

saying "dioxygen difluoride" loudly to watch all the chemists wince involuntarily

then smugly saying "I thought that would get a reaction..."

Been working on a programming course so I have the theme tune to a Famous British Game Show stuck in my head

(Only Haskell kids will get this...)

I have bought a pack of pens, six in different colours: red, pink, purple, green, blue and black.

Which colour should I use first, and why is it purple?

negativity, sex-adjacent 

I wish I felt more wantable :(

Should I randomly head into town tomorrow just to buy a notebook and some pens

Kinda want someone to draw me a picture of Garnet (of the crystal gems) as a penguin

*enters a disco wearing strange hosiery* walk up to the club like what up I got a big sock

TIL the word "bugger" is from the Latin Buigarus, meaning "Bulgarian"

Graffiti found in Nottingham.

[in red text: "resistance is not futile". Various other designs and messages share the wall]

Sometimes I worry I'm not enough of an anorak to be trans

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My future self pops in for another visit.
"Remember Maria?" she asks.
"She's my best friend!"
"Have you fought over that guy yet?"
"Who? You mean Tom?"
"I forget."
"How can I forget Tom?"
"You will. You'll never forget Maria."
Realisation dawns. "Oh."
"You know it. Ask her out."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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hey! everyone!! its my *actual* birthday, can i p w e a s e get some boosts??????

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medical transphobia, crowdsourcing art 

[boosts welcome]

Hey all, I'm looking for material to sample for a song I'm making. The song is called "lullaby for a model patient", and it's about the ways in which we distort our own histories and identities in order to access healthcare. Looking in particular for stuff that's not super kind to trans women, perhaps discussions of the whole "autogynephile/homosexual" dichotomy. Any relevant video or audio you can point me at would be great.

Im waterflapper, im gonna quack all over ur duck pond

medical transphobia, crowdsourcing art 

[boosts welcome]

Hey all, I'm looking for material to sample for a song I'm making. The song is called "lullaby for a model patient", and it's about the ways in which we distort our own histories and identities in order to access healthcare. Looking in particular for stuff that's not super kind to trans women, perhaps discussions of the whole "autogynephile/homosexual" dichotomy. Any relevant video or audio you can point me at would be great.

unfortunately, my legs are now mildly frozen :(

There was a fire alarm, so I decided to spend my mandatory outside time contributing to a local art installation

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r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

I feel targeted by this redd.it/ak0vvs

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