Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

Currently sat in a coffee chain listening to a singer-songwriter-style song that appears to be about being a centrist?

at what stage of depression does ashton kutcher inform you that your whole life up to this point has been an elaborate punk

Lol jk I don't get anyone's phone number :(

If I add up all the phone numbers I get from pretty ladies to ensure it comes to a given total, is that a... "chick sum"?

woo played video games to the point of dissociation :S

what if i just slipped and dropped something heavy and then oops i accidentally smashed capitalism

The barista here is super pretty... I'm very gay rn

came up with a song idea that's making me cry

why am I such a wreck of a person

Can't wait for the year 2100 when abbreviating with "k" finally makes the year longer

2k19
2k20
...
2k100

Ahh damnit I didn't realise it was pancake day and I'm not sure I have the energy and/or ingredients to participate :(

Can someone call me and tell me there's a homosexual emergency I need to attend to? Work is exhausting.

Lab supervision is clearly an ideal place to be dissociating.

Fire alarm has me standing outside while my marking, hopefully, burns

Dammit I think I need a horn section

My paper reviews came in today. They were not good.

I also have marking to do today, so clearly I am very much enjoying life right now.

I think I would like someone to teach me witchcraft

emotions, innit

*sighs*

today I wrote:
- a pop-punk song about a relationship dying
- a passage in my story where two people have an incredibly awkward conversation in a cafe

this is... fine...

Seriously his leather trenchcoat had tweed patches

There is also a drunk ranting about football and I just saw a guy walk past who looked like a cross between a math professor and Cypher from the Matrix