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Now I am in a very pink coffee shop where a twee cover of Despacito is playing

Today I heckled some people advertising a new Mortal Kombat game by telling them that KoF is better

Negativity 

Why can't we have nice things? :(

I think I am tired, because my brain just failed to read a commonly-used phrase and substituted it with "Hermione Replacement Therapy"

family trans angst, transphobic slur self-applied 

so apparently my cousin is now going by a name that differs from their birth assignment. but nobody in the family is talking to them. not for that reason, but for other reasons which sound like they're to do with mental health...

so I can't help but feel like I'm only accepted because I'm the more acceptable tranny

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Been rewatching Farscape lately and tbh I just want to run away with the space anarchists

Negative gender feels 

Can always rely on taxi drivers to tell me if I don't pass...

Death 

There is someone here who looks a bit like a friend of mine who died a while back, and it is kind of distressing.

am tired almost to the point of nonexistence

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why did universal reject my script for Jurassic World 3 

Alan Grant: But it can't be.

Titanic footsteps echo over the island.

Alan Grant: But it is.

The head of a dinosaur peaks over the tree line.

Alan Grant: Oedipus Rex.

Oedipus Rex walks clear of the forest wearing a shirt that reads 'I love my mummy.'

mental 

two days into a five day event and my sanity is already approaching nadir

Woo having to go back to the front desk because your hotel keycard just doesn't feel like working today?

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learning to do proper hardcore screams so I can get on a stage and yell "uwu" at the top of my voice

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