Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

Lesbian but with lasers: lase-bian

Yuri Gay-girling

More generally, can we orgy our way to a better world? Or, at the very least, can I get someone to make out with while I'm on the barricades?

is there a way to findom but as agitprop

"smash capitalism, my paypigs"

what if large

huge if true

La li lu le lo more like La Gi Bu Te Quo

Patriots more like gay-triots

Up down girl
She's been living in her yo-yo world

Oops I got angry about politics again

not so much post-op as fax-op or telephone-op

bread name

I wrote a song about unpleasantly intense emotions and I keep getting it stuck in my head

coping, clearly.

Pan a mac anal

I wish I could see friends being happy together in a way that didn't come with the pang of "I want that, too" :(

who decided emotions were a good idea

I have ruined a perfectly good monkey

Why didn't the Beatles just transition, I mean they already knew they were the eggmen

I'm coming out of Nic Cage and I've been doing just fine

Now I am in a very pink coffee shop where a twee cover of Despacito is playing

Today I heckled some people advertising a new Mortal Kombat game by telling them that KoF is better

Why can't we have nice things? :(