Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

how do I get cute ppl to flirt w/ me, any tips?

had a bad head day :(

could do with a hug or sth today

woo got accused of tax fraud lads

having a bad mental health morning I think

bleh, things

can't wait for my hair to start turning grey so I can look as old as I feel

what if someone gay with me

Yay I just had someone shout "move ya fat fuck" at me from a car while I was waiting at a red crossing light.

Mate I'm waiting for my turn to move...

I made a concept EP about my fucked-up teenage trans feelings https://loosechangeling.bandcamp.com/album/fiction-mania

who wants some weird broken piano noises https://clyp.it/zo4aipdr

I feel like referring to PhD students ironically as slaves is a lot less funny when it's not a PhD student doing it...

‪is there a baseball umpires union and if so how often do they call a strike‬

anyone wanna go to a bunch of basaltic extrusions in county antrim and play some coltrane?

me: no srsly date me??
her: you're confused by the idea of non-photographers using instagram

me: hey girl, date me
her: you still use MSN emoticons, you date yrself

I am perpetually tired but also I want to do like a million things, bleh

is there a lazy way to write a novel or record an album or go on dates or build a mutual aid affinity group or..?

me: *logs onto masto*
everyone else: whatever this is
me: *can't decide whether to be troy barnes with the pizza or homer simpson in the hedge*