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contrapoints: 

it's not that one *can* make intellectualized takes which go viral. with the right ingredients, privileges, and timing, others can get in on that bag

rather, it’s: what *is* one doing w/ all that brainpower (beyond re-hashing shit one's elders figured out a long time ago & would be happy to pay it forward to ya **if only one would ask**) which is materially &/or emotionally lifting up other trans people?

if you can't point to anything beyond your viral dog & pony show, then you ain't got shit

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contrapoints: 

living proof of a hatchling making a monetized living at the side expense of traumatized and/or impressionable trans people who end up re-experiencing misery right after each of her monetized intellectualized takes goes viral

leftpol sarcasm 

the nice thing about being a marxist is you can do it without giving up being a centrist, apparently

contrapoints, angry 

god fuckin dammit do I need to watch the latest contrapoints just so I can find out what flavour of mental health crises my friends and sisters are gonna be having next?

negative 

maybe coming in to work was a mistake, she thinks, at 4:30pm

authoritarian left pol 

why are so many trans girls maoists??

Me: I'm gonna try to make a full length album
Also me: You know, those four tracks I've written for the next record would really work better thematically if they're separated between two records...

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medical transphobia 

suddenly taken by the urge to write a song about doctors carelessly outing trans people to their families

I could call it "snitches make stitches"

ok so I really hate the heat, but it does have the minor advantage that I am no longer plagued by the desire to do sloppy makeouts with every cutie my pathetic gay ass interacts with

because sloppy makeouts are warrrrm

🎵 Serpentine Turpentine™, brings you up to Cloud Nine!
🎵 Serpentine Turpentine™, makes your snakes shine!

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Snake problems insoluble? Serpentine Turpentine™'s got you covered!

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Are [i]you[/i] having trouble getting paint off your pet reptiles? Well, fret no more, thanks to Serpentine Turpentine™!

Destroy all nations and abolish all monarchy, except for that one gay micronation with the emperor

language thoughts brought on by thinking slightly too hard about the word "autocephaly" and then letting my brain go for a wander

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just wanna say: the word "cephalopod" is incredible. "head-leg". like a child looked at an octopus and thought "it's got a head. and legs. and not much else."

the prompt was "how to look after your heart". content warnings: food, relationships, allusions to sex 

sod that omega-3 bollocks
slather the toast with butter
no need to keep that organ clean and safe for something more

don't waste any time with frolics
that send your heart all a-flutter
just keep your oxytocin for the plaything in the drawer

and never let yourself feel hope for someone to adore

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