Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

‪man! I feel like a moomin‬

‪fighting my way through this queer action RPG so I can finally defeat Sappho, the lez boss of Lesbos‬

I don't know who you are, intended recipient of this missive, but I would like to hold your hand.

if you argue about cum is that a dick-sauce discourse

You really think someone would do that? Just gay on the Internet and do crimes?

Broke: "admirers"
Woke: "chasers"
Bespoke: "fans of the trans"

‪at the pride march I was stopped by a man who asked me about my sign. the sign said "kiss girls, smash capitalism". the man asked me "I understand the bit about capitalism, but what's the first bit about?"‬

‪Imagine if we'd actually gotten to call that ship Boaty McBoatface, when they christened it would that have been a ship-toast?‬

oh dear lord I'm an old internet person, I saw someone posting about a record-breakingly long trans flag and my only thought was "longflag is long"

you, silly: i'm a feminist
me, an intellectual: girls just wanna have won

trans woman'; ALTER TABLE User DROP COLUMN Gender;

my identity is not so much "valid" or "invalid" as it is "SQL injection attack"

[selfie, eye contact] I think I look cute. Do I look cute?

I Wanna Be The Gay

kinda want someone to come over and cook me dinner tbqh, I am a bit despooned and social comedown's a bitch

also I'd kind of hoped that I might to get to make out with cuties and maybe tie some people up, but neither of those things happened :(

Home from pride; queer picnic got cancelled due to weather but I got to hang out with interesting people nonetheless. Now I'm home, knackered and feeling kind of sad that there are no tickets left for the afterparty everyone else is excited to go to. Even though, being knackered, I probably shouldn't go out. But... social contact... :S

‪I think the funniest moment tonight was when I mentioned I wanted to get a tattoo relating to a pagan deity, someone asked which one, I replied "Cybele" and they nodded like "yes of course"‬

‪Fair point, I am Extremely Trans‬

I had two glasses of coke and only a light dinner so I'm somewhat buzzing and feeling exceedingly Gay