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Tarot lewd 

Swords, cups, tentacles and wangs

‪backstreet boys giving up on their maths homework: "tell me y"‬

wondering if anyone's done a version of the che guevara t shirt but with edward teach

just wrote some spooky erotica to use as lyrics, AMA

leftpol 

some days I'm such a freakin' syndicalist lol

scalie UX engineers at the end of a furry con suffer from "dragon drop"

anxiety, food 

woo I poured scalding hot water on my fingers while attempting to cook pasta

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anxiety 

what clown let me into adulthood

anxiety 

woo I just realised I'm traveling to berlin in like 5 days and I now have an anxiety

esperanto, the language of people with supernatural abilities

There was a fire alarm in my building so I've gone for an evening stroll. My legs seem to think this is a bad idea, though.

pol, acab 

today I very pointedly didn't argue with the person who said cops belonged at pride, in that sort of "I disagree with you but I don't want a debate right now so let's just leave it" way

trying to choose my battles I guess

Jenny H boosted
Someone just threw some omega3 pills at me.

I'm ok tho, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

Lewd 

Why are gay girls called "less beans", surely being a gay girl will typically result in encountering /more/ beans?

what if we girled and we were both kisses..?

Jenny H boosted

...Would it be terrible if I learned to drive for the sole purpose of embodying this joke?

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Genital shitpost 

Tired: non-op transsexual lesbian driver
Wired: dick van dyke

Joking about sexuality 

I am pansexual: I get off on receiving bad reviews

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