Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

I saw an hour-long talk about work happening at Standard Chartered and Facebook and have temporarily lost my hope for humanity AMA

Anyone wanna suggest something I can do with my day that is rest but disguised as something my brain will accept as productive?

‪zine sales paid for my sushi dinner at the cheap community cafe so I'm calling that a win‬

Maybe they'll listen to my bandcamp and read my novel too, muahaha

People are buying my zines, what rubes

Blood pressure averaged 135/89, a bit above normal. They measured my BMI, too; turns out I'm a fat bitch, but at least they were nice about it...

The bassiest form of pet play is the sub-woofer

Today am cyborg; they're monitoring my blood pressure with a wearable device.

tooting with ~tildes~

stealing 70 pages of work printing for ~zines~

this is your opportunity to toot toppy things at me, if you'd like to

a friend sent me a sexy story and now I'm distractingly horny and someone should come and fuck me and call me names

my current mood is "always chorus pedals forever"

update: I did in fact get dressed and I did in fact guitar and what's more I tidied the kitchen and put laundry on so as far as I'm concerned I'm doing pretty well today

I should get dressed so I can ~guitar~

when to a party last night where I did an drug and met a pretty girl whomst I wanna be gay for

10:40 in the evening is absolutely the best time for making vegan flapjacks right

went on a date the other night dressed as a turkey escalope. turns out I misunderstood her breeding fetish

me, dressed as "Belle" from the famous French fairytale: sorry, lost a Bête