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what if i simply flomped onto the floor and went splat for a bit

food 

we now have 32kg of flour to play with, nice

scuttlebutt is they're sinking the posterior

food 

I cooked noodle with pak choi and yellow pepper and it was good

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food pun, kink 

bratkartoffeln is always difficult, i never know how to top it

birdsite argh 

i tried to be as gentle as i could here but now i'm being shouted at

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birdsite argh 

i did a silly tweet on the birdsite and someone responded with a long thread about how the person i was silly tweeting about hurt them personally

and... i'm genuinely sorry but what am i meant to do with this information

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arches are the worst. arc de triomphe? awful. washington square? hate it. roman aqueducts? travesty. this is why i'm an anarchist

food 

i made curry bread, it's really good

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me when i had this made on cafepress in 2016: dumb, this will stop being funny in 6 months

me taking this out of the cupboard in 2018: haha BEEN

i want a hug and also to be a cabin girl on a pirate ship

lewd silly earworm 

COCK (do do do do doo)
RO-BOT COCK (do do do doo da doo)
COCK (do do do do doo)
RO-BOT COCK (do do do doo da doo)

so since i posted this online for a friend, have a zine I made about trans womanhood and faith files.lambdagrrl.uk/Attis%20zi

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