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holland is a corruption of hell + lands, as evidenced by the fact that its other name, the netherlands = the netherworld + lands

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drag queen is when you stick lizzie in a wind tunnel

shitpost is a corruption of the proto-germanic skitpostaz, meaning a comedic story written on a billboard

I wonder what my next capital A Activism thing should be

subtoot even. (i gotta spend less time on the birdsite)

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tfw hitting the boost button constitutes a subtweet

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Take a break before you need it. It will make it easier to prevent burnout.

i'm having feelings and processing them into lyrics and this would ordinarily be good but it's still way too early for these feelings to turn into songs, it's still [i]incredibly[/i] raw

mental health 

it would be nice if i were not just filled with panic

food, request for ideas 

we need to sort dinner soon but I do not know what to make. does anyone have any suggestions?

spicy trans politics opinion which is probably a bad one cos i'm angry 

also – and this is definitely [i]not[/i] a spicy dubious opinion – if there are only one or two trans women with in your transfeminist organisation with enough experience to lead it, maybe ya done goofed

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spicy trans politics opinion which is probably a bad one cos i'm angry 

or maybe it's that TME people are too tempted to storm in and be the knight for their gf even in situations where that's not at all warranted

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spicy trans politics opinion which is probably a bad one cos i'm angry 

genuinely starting to wonder if trans women should just never date TME people because the temptation to weaponise those people against other trans women is too strong. i keep seeing it happen over and over and over.

leftpol argh 

IWW rep criticised us for taking industrial action. if that doesn't show you precisely what's wrong with the IWW I don't know what will.

just two generals, chilling on the battlefield, one valley apart 'cos they're not good at communicating

mental health, sui 

this is not the life i want to live and i wish i knew a way out of it that led to a life that i find bearable, rather than just the obvious way out that leads to no life at all

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mental health 

i'm not sure that i've had a single moment of calm for about a week.

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Independent musicians of the fediverse: I am interested in collaboration!

I'm thinking that by working together, we might be able to compensate for each other's weak spots and produce something better than either of us could alone.

In short, I have a bunch of songs that I don't have time to record properly, though I could put together demo tracks to give an idea of the sound I have in mind (not that you have to adhere to that), and I could also add some finishing touches to your tracks, with keyboard solos or vocals or guitar or whatever.

...and then we could both release the results in our own preferred venues, under a mutually-agreed artist name (by default, some combination of "Woozalia" and whatever name you usually release under).

I know there are a lot of synth artists on Mastodon, especially, and I'm thinking that synth backing tracks plus some acoustic stuff over the top might work really well for at least one or two of my songs.

(I'm also willing to go the other way and try adding stuff to your songs, if you can give me some backing tracks to start with.)

What I have:

  • a fair collection of unrecorded or partly-recorded original songs
  • a decent-sounding digital piano (and an assortment of other instruments, some analog)
  • ability to play same (improvisation a strength)
  • some vocal ability
  • a large collection of odd sounds

What I don't have:

  • time
  • money

Any interest? (Boosts welcome.)

808 kicks are usually great but please i have a headache

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