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put a time limit on my birdsiteing because aaaaa

trans women, abbreviated to tw, are a tool for readers to be aware of the kinds of content they may be exposed to

food joke 

00-flour, A.K.A. Agent Disulphide Gluten Bond

today I joined a virtual eurovision choir and in 30 minutes i will be roleplaying mech stuff, should be a good day

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If a BLÅHAJ wore a Christmas hat would they wear it like this or like this

mh neg 

don't mind me just having a bit of a moment due to lingering witches.town trauma

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came back to masto after a while away to see we're back on the standard css theme and we've lost an admin

you can never go back to the past, huh

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if legumes are so good for you,

then why arenj’t we also eating our armumes

holland is a corruption of hell + lands, as evidenced by the fact that its other name, the netherlands = the netherworld + lands

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drag queen is when you stick lizzie in a wind tunnel

shitpost is a corruption of the proto-germanic skitpostaz, meaning a comedic story written on a billboard

I wonder what my next capital A Activism thing should be

subtoot even. (i gotta spend less time on the birdsite)

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tfw hitting the boost button constitutes a subtweet

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Take a break before you need it. It will make it easier to prevent burnout.

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